To deliver a stinging attack on someone by email, or to chastise or rebuke a colleague or friend for an act or task they have undertaken.
"Man, my boss just laid into me for the last piece of work I submitted. He didn't have the balls to see me face to face so he just gave me a real emauling!"
Darren's friendship with Steve had completely broken down after their falling-out at the party. He decided the only way to let him know what he thought was to give him a serious emauling.
Noun: an email assault so vicious in tone the recipient loses an eye to you.
Verb: to textually assault an individual via the internet.
Bennet: Jenny is such a shrew - she tried to get me fired.
John: let off some steam Bennet, send her an anonymous emaul.
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To be emauled is to be hit with chain letter FWD'S.
I was emauled this morning with six emails I had to forward so some small kitten wouldn't die.
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To attack via a barrage of email or spam.
Sam's computer was subjected to an emaul attack.
Typos which ruin or detract from intended meaning of a digital alphabet/numerical message. More likely to occur if of the older generation.
Origin of emaul is email.
I leave you (instead of 'I love you' )
Do not sue (instead of 'do not use')
I made an emaul error and confused everyone
To emaul a person is to send them a gazillion emails, even though all that could get done in one 3 minute phone call. It could also happen when someone just has to forward every stupid stinking chain letter "Please send this for good luck" "Somebody loves you" "Bill Gates will send you a check! I know it's true, My brother's cousin's roomate's ex boyfreind's mother-in-law's nephew works for Microsoft" Dreck.
Since Maria didn't have IM at work, she and Jen were emauling each other all day long.
If somebody emauls me one more time about my relatives that crashed in Nigeria, I'm gonna have to deep six them.
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An email containing a very fierce dog capable of crippling the addressee.
"I sent her an emaul. That'll show her."
"wtf is an emaul?!"
"It'll kinda like a howler, you know from Harry Potter. But its sent by email, with a horny, bloodthirsty bulldog in it."
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