emoticon-encrypted

when your mother sends you a text message containing a string of indecipherable emoticons that make no sense but that she believes actually translate into a complete sentence from the English language or at least an organized thought that most readers can interpret and fully understand, but of course, don't.

You: "Thanks, mom! Love you!" Mom's text reply: "😁😱😜🎁" You reply: "emoticon-encrypted. no fucking clue."