emotional boner

When the girl you love is telling you how much she really loves you and it gives you a boner. Often leads to the best emotionally charged lovemaking.

Girl: Baby you really are the love of my life.

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Girl: Are you hard?!

Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.

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Emotional Boner

noun- that feeling that you get when you are head over heels over someone. Or whenever you are emotionally charged usually involving a significant other.

I have so much chemistry with this boy and he knows where to touch me. He gives me an emotional boner.

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emotion boner

The scale in which one directs how hormonal one is based off the size of an imaginary erect penis. Example: I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.

I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.

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