Emptying Out

When you sit on the toilet for over an hour trying to shit all your shit out.

Girl: Heyyyyy come on over my parents aren't home ;)
Guy: Sorry, I cannot. I am emptying out right now.
Girl: EWWWW GROSS WTF WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT

emptying out the spit valve

emptying out the spit valve
-verb

A. The wringing out of the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

B. The drinking of accumulated sweat, saliva, and/or anal discharge wrung out from the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

Even as Crystal was emptying out the spit valve Bobby demurred: "But Tuesday's steak night honey - why can't we go to Ponderosa?".

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