Empyreal

The land full of hope and pride. A place only tormented by the Dracula cult. A paradise without beauty. The only place where teens sit all day talking about lolis and how they wish that anime girls were real, The only place with a melon and a sandwich that beat each other. The only place with a demented cult of furry simps that pray to Dracula every night before bed. This is Empyreal. A land made great by the god of Jazz himself. Every day he has to face the burden of talking to annoying people.

Jazz: Hey melon I just woke up
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Jazz: Hey melon I just ate
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Dracula: * breaths*
Every furry there: THIS IS WHY EMPYREAL IS SO GOOD

Empyre

Kingpin Drug Dealer out of SW Bakersfield CA from the notorious TDF crew.

yo man, you hear about Empyres new dodi?"

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Empyric

em·pyr·ic

NOUN

ɛmˈpɪrɪk, ɪmˈpɪrɪk

1. A person who gives 'the fire within' to another
2. A person who converses, trains or engages with another person in such a way to give them the sense of 'the fire within'

From
· the Greek word 'pyr' which means 'fire;
· the prefix 'em-' which means to give a quality to another; and
· the suffix '-ic' which means to define a characteristic of another.

She was feeling lacklustre and needed motivation, so her Empyric delivered some inspiring words to help her fire up again.

That Nigga ELIX empyre

a dashing nigga probably worth more then 500 dollars (4x)

That Nigga ELIX empyre worth 4x your whole family tree