emu export

It is actually the best beer in the world. Most beers need to be cold, export is far better nice and hot, to get the perfect temperature is simple: place block in boot of car, drive crew to location on a hot day, serve directly from boot. True perfection. One of the rare occasions where cheaper is better, export remains, at certain outlets, $1 a can by the block (stubbies are for poorcuuunts). It has many advantages over other beers:

#1 Refreshing taste

#2 Cheap

#3 You won't look like a posh wanker

#4 Available throughout this golden state

#5 Comes in blocks to share with a mate and the carton has a carry handle!

#6 Esky of ice is not needed

#7 Noone will steal your beer at a party

Good on ya cobbers down at the swan brewery you make me proud every day of every year.

"Hey gorgeous wanna root?"
"Yeah! Your a real man all these guys are obsessed with there imported beers but you just comit the emu export!"

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emu export

coons piss
also known as 'domestic violence in a can'

one of the worst beers in australia makes anyone who drinks it braindead, mostly drunk by abos on pension day

what ya drinkin that emu export shit for

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Emu Export

Greatest lager in the world

I could do with an Emu how bout you

Wife Bashers

Red Death

Domestic violence in a can

Emu export.. Nah mate we call them Wife Bashers

Ay boys we getting on the Wife Bashers on saturdee