emu war

Australia's worst and most horrifc war in its history. It started in the 1920s when emus were fucking with all of their crops, they tried to take out machine guns, run them over, put them on fire, but they just kept coming. Eventually the signed the "treaty of total fucking shame" to Emu Napoleon, ending the war. Talking about it is said to instantly bring PTSD flashbacks to any Australian within a 1 mile radius

American : Hey, ya heard about the emu war? Australian: *Rolls on the ground autisticly screeching in fear*

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The great emu war

Australia is the only country to go to war against some fucking birds and loose how pathetic is that

Hey guys remember the great emu war?
Random guy: I’d rather kill my self then know how my country lost to some fucking birds

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