a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft
John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot
an ancient language that cant be deciphered or translated
demon : starts speaking enchanting table
brain : were fucking screwed
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1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit
2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.
3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.
1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!
2. Someone 2: (on the phone)β αα² αβ!Β‘α·β· βπΉβΈ Μ£ , ακκ βΈ Μ£ βα· β£ββ·κα α²ββ£ββΈ Μ£ βαβα· αα· Μ/ β΄ββΈ Μ£ β α²α·!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.
3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.
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An unknown language spoken by an individual. Usually gibberish.
βHey man did you hear Playboi Carti rap on that new song?β
βYeah I did but I couldnβt understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Tableβ
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Used when someone starts talking in a language no one really cares enough to learn (arabic, filipino, or whatever)
Kinda racist tho
Some guy: nagsasalita ka ba ng pilipino?
Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table
Pewds: That's racist
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Charlie: yo did you hear that one kid?
Brent: yea he was speaking enchantment table. he must be a god or something!
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The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.
Person 1: Κα·βπΉκβΈ, βΈ Μ£ βα· καγͺβ£βαβ£α· πΉβ βΈ Μ£ βα· β£πΉβΈα!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table