Enemy Gunner

This is the annoying, dumb, interrupting girl that tends to end conversations and fuck up your chances with the girl of your choice. You could be deep in a conversation or just kicking one off with the girl of your choice, and this ugly annoying girl comes and interrupts you, asking a question of the girl you're attempting to woo and distracting her from you, affectivly ending the conversation and leaving you pissed the fuck off. The worst part about them, is that they can carry on a conversation short enough to make it completely pointless and irrelevent, but long enough so that it would be awkward if you attempted to resume your original conversation. Often times they will physically talk across you, and louder then you, making it seem like they are trying to cockblock you on purpose. Usually guys have a Wingman (or Gunner) to take care of stupid shits like these, but if your flying solo at the time, your fucked.

Conversation Flying Solo-
You: Hey what did you do over the weekend?
Girl of your choice: Eh nothing really I went to a party what did yo---
Enemy Gunner: YOU WENT TO A PARTY? WHOES? HOW WAS IT?
Girl of your choice: Oh it was pretty fun. There were loads of people there and.... (end of your part of the conversation)

Conversation With A Wingman-
You:Hey what did you do over the weekend?
Girl of your choice: Eh nothing really I went to a party what did yo---
Enemy Gunner: YOU WENT TO A PARTY? WHOES? HOW WAS IT?
Your Wingman (Talking to enemy gunner): What did you do this weekend? (This distracts her long enough so you can carry on your conversation)
You talking to the girl: Same I just... (perfect conversation)

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