Engineer's Eye

Your standards for attractiveness are significantly low while attending Brooklyn Technical High School, caused by the school's largely unattractive student body, particularly the boys. Named after the school's mascot, the Engineers.

Michelle took a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito to prom, talk about a serious case of Engineer's Eye.

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Engineer Eye

Your standards for female attractiveness are substantially lowered after attending Brooklyn Tech for a good period of time, mostly because of the sheer lack of attractive women in the entire building. Known as engineer eye because of the brooklyn tech mascot, the Engineer.

Dude who goes to Tech: Hey man, that girl's pretty cute, should we go talk to her?

Dude who doesn't go to tech: Yo that's a monkey spreading its ass cheeks, you totally have Engineer Eye

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