english penis

describes the penis of all those from england

being small and impotent, the posessors of this small tool are so insecure that they beg bbc to write articles undermining other countrymen's genitalia.

usually the smallest in all the whole world. thats the real reason why english women usually date other country men.

Sue: Dylan, your penis is so tiny.
Dylan: Yeah, I can't help it. I have an english penis. I usually pee on my nuts. THats why I'm so insecure I join a skinhead group to bash them pakis.

Sue: I'm not dating an englishman again. I'm gonna date indian guys from now.

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