A shit that requires no toilet paper.
Kid 1: "That was quick"
Kid 2: "I know. It was an Environmentally Friendly Shit"
Kid 1: "That's awesome"
32π 9π
True, meaningful sex with 2 partners that don't leave each other after doing it, thus recycling hard earned cash.
Light switch: Save the environment, don't leave me turned on.
Bitch: Don't hog me with that environmentally friendly sex crap.
30π 8π
When youβre snapping someone who refuses to show themselves and they only send you pics of their environment
βHeard youβre snapping Annie? She send you actual snaps or is she being environmentally friendly?β