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The act of waterboarding oneself while masturbating at the same time.
What are those sounds? Is Jack ernesting in the bathroom?!?!?!
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Someone who loves others but also keeps himself in check and knows how to love and encourage others to love and be themselves. The epitome of perfection and love for all who meet him. The perfect Boyfriend, Best Friend, and Lover, but he doesn't know it.
"You should be like Ernest!"
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Someone who may seem quiet and shy at first; but once you get to know them, they're just a totally
different (good different) and fun person to be around. He has great body physique and maintains
a healthy lifestyle. He is true to his words; serious when needed; very loving and very caring; cares more about the welfare of others than of his own; knows when he's wrong and apologize; and will always be the best friend and/or boyfriend you could ever want. He is also an excellent lover.
He bought me flowers out of no where today! What an Ernest!
Be like Ernest, and just apologize for what you did wrong!
My boyfriend is such an Ernest.
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Someone who is slick as chicken grease. He's known as the actual dark night. Likes tellin girls to "shut it up". One of the coolest cats you'll know. Has no problem bending a chick over. Ernest will get his. Bitches gonna learn today.
Why is the girl walking funny? She got ernest a minute ago
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Old English in origin: meaning sincere, genuine, kind with an ability to explode into rage if a loved one is threatened. 2: one who always pays the tab and treats his friends and loved ones. 3: the ability to have angelic properties such as healing the sick with ones saliva.
Dude, I went to pay the tab at Pat's Pub but he pulled an Ernest!
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A term used to describe the busiest of all people. Ernest can tackle anything from saving lives to raking leaves. He also possesses great musical abilities. Ernest has great hair and a killer smile. He is impeccably dressed and does laundry frequently. He will be kind and sweet when correcting your mistakes. People with the name Ernest have great taste in food and drink and will often be seen enjoying coffee and chocolate cake. Everyone loves an Ernest.
1. Don't ask Ernest, he has way too much to do.
2. I'm so busy, I feel like Ernest.
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