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An elite retard. Usually the hoe of the group, and doesn't fuck around with dumb shits.
Eshai was my girl, then she was everyone elses.
Usually white skinny males who like to think they are " Roadmen" or "Gangsters".
Usually walk around in polo shirts or puffer jackets, baggy shorts or tracksuit pants, Nike TNs or ankther type of air force shoe and usually wear brands such as Nautica, Ralph Lauren, Nike, Tommy Hilfiger, Adidas etc. Usually poor as fuck and waste there center link payment on weed or pingas.
Eshay 1 - Oi lad i stopped some cunt out down the train station yesterday
Eshay 2 - oh nooo shit braa! Ya roll him
Eshay 1 - oh yea braa of course, i swear i was like 1 second away from shanking him
Eshay 2 - Fuck lad! If u was there i would of done it braa then went and ripped a few cones out me Gatorade bottle
'Islander walks around corner'
Eshay 1 - .....
Eshay 2 - .....
Islander walks away
Eshay 1 - Fuck cunt i was legit about to shank that dog bra
Eshay 2 - Yea braa same bro
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Australian adolescents/young adults who think that they are top shit, always buying expensive shoes and clothes with their centrelink payouts. They are always buying drugs and stealing from people to support buying drugs when their pay runs out. The last few days of the week before check day are hard for an eshay because they have already spent all their centrelink on shoes and drugs.
never engages with normal society and always hang out in groups with other eshays.
9/10 eshays smoke durries (cigarettes)
10/10 eshay smokers will smoke bumpers (discarded cigarettes on the ground in public places) if they run out of durries or weed.
mate 1: oi brah here comes Jayson...
mate 2: fucking eshay, don't talk to him, he'll probably want to sell you drugs
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The Eshay is a breed of street rat, mostly found to be in the teenage years. It is common to see these creatures wear sports wear brands with big logos. These baby mammals hunt in large packs to secure their safety. On their own they powerless cowards but once in a pack they start to bark at innocent people, especially the mentally ill. If your trying to spot one of these fascinating creatures I would suggest going to a local shopping centre as this is where they commonly hunt and breed/play/smoke cigs/yell at randoms/run in front of cars ect. *Important Note* If they are wearing a Gucci or LV hat instead of just some lower priced brand (Nike or Adidas) I would stand clear as they may be a high ranking esh lad.
Person 1* - Do you know Daniel?
Person 2* - Oh yeah, are you talking about the eshay daniel?
Person 1* - Yeah that's the guy. Him and his esh lads robbed my grandma on the weekend.
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An 'Eshay' is another term for an Australian lad, the equivalent of a British chav. 'Eshays' are almost always from a poor background, have little or no secondary education and rely on centrelink payments or theft to support their habits of illicit drug use, graffiti and purchasing "fresh gear".
Eshays are generally feared by the public and are notorious for bashing innocent people for their valuables, staring people down and hanging in packs.
Most eshays cannot fight at all however target their victims in large groups. Almost all smoke weed on a regular basis and often get on various other drugs (such as MDMA, amphetamines, LSD) at raves. They enjoy attending hardstyle concerts and are reputable for engaging in their 'gabber dance'.
They are easily identifiable from what they wear:
-striped polo shirts
-any nautica, polo RL, tommy hilfiger gear
-trackpants
- sports shorts
-Nike TNs Shox or airmax's
Eshay 1: Oii Braa, wanna get on sum mad pingas tonight?
Eshay 2: Yeah lad, we gotta get ourselves some ashcay first, how bout we staunch that faggot over there aye bra?
*faggot puts both eshays on their arse*
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These cunts think they are top hair when they literally can’t do shit these broke ass motherfuckers spend all there money on weed and steal from old people to buy Nike clothes
A little eshay cunt robbed me granny
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Fucking failed abortions who think there top shit smoking green tea in a random bush stealing there dads non alcoholic Beer and take, there mums 1997 Toyota Corolla and say they stole when it’s there junkie mums car
Eshay abortion’s
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