If you play fortnite the youβre an eternal virgin
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A jinx brought on by watching all three "Lord of the Rings" movies IN A ROW.
Common trait in those who are between the ages of 14 and 20 that still play Magic: the Gathering and watch Yu-Gi-Oh.
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a person damned to forever be a virgin, most likely a h4rdc0r3 1337 sp34k3r. or someone who spends 10+ hrs playing online and flaming other people.
p. 1: hey, what're ya doing?
p. 2: I'm playin some halo. been playing all today.
p. 1: you eternal virgin. i pity you.
* p. 1 has disconnected from the server.
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Eternal virginism is a title given to someone who has no personality, holds anti-LGBT values, and masterbates to Flo in progressive commercials.
You see that guy who has confederate flags on his car? He has Eternal Virginism in his blood.
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Someone who spends their extra money on 4 million cookies for their four millionth subscriber.
Mr. Beast will be an eternal virgin.
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