evangie

a really cool person.

omg, you're such an evangie.

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evangie

Closed-minded xenophobic bigot that thinks anyone who doesn't have the same beliefs as them is worthless trash that's just going to burn in hell.

Today my science teacher said he's supposed to teach us about the creation myth according to genesis because a bunch of evangies won't stop complaining to the school board. I asked what about the hundreds of other creation myths?

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Evangi-porn

Noun. The invitation to convert to a religious belief or community through the use of enticements of power, prestige, possessions, and/or pleasure (especially implicit or explicit promises of sexual pleasure featuring attractive persons) which have no actual, logical, or causal connection with the religion espoused.

Why do hot Mormon women keep showing up in my sponsored Facebook ads? I wish Mormon.org would put their evangi-porn elsewhere.