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Even-steven

(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.

Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....

by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2020

273๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Even Steven

A type of person who can neither achieve nor fail, in a general sense, in life. When one type of event, either good or bad, happens to the person, another event of the opposite type will happen to balance out the person's life.

I think I'm even steven. A car ran over my shoulder, but when I was in the hospital I met this luscious babe.

by SuppleMan3000 October 13, 2009

68๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Even Stevens

Tween/teen Disney Channel original comedy series, airing from 1999-2003. Staring Shia LaBeouf (Disturbia, Transformers) as Louis Stevens & Christy Carlson-Romano (Kim Possible) as Ren Stevens.

The series centers around Louis & Rens' bickering as brother and sister.

Do you remember that episode of Even Stevens where The Twitty-Stevens Connection played a concert on the school roof?! It was hilarious.

by OldSchoolDCfan January 9, 2012

27๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Even Steven

When a girls gut bulges out as far as her boobs; making her profile even, between their waist and neck.

"That chick Sabastien brought home was an even steven. I couldn't tell where her boobs ended and stomach began"

by Andrew & Erik June 11, 2008

85๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Not Even Steven

A phrase used to denyor reject something during a dispute or a conversation even though the recipient's name is not necessarily "Steven".

See also not even

Jimmy: "Yo guy, let's get ballin' yo!"
Mike: "Yo Not Even Steven yo! I gotz to go finishing knitting my sweater yo!"

by hydragyrum January 10, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Even Steven

A sociological phenomenon in which your neighbor, acquaintance, relative, or significant other makes it a special point to ensure that you are responsible for your share of bullshit, labor, or other unnecessary hindrance.

Sue is such an Even Steven. After she cleaned up the dog shit on the carpet, she refused to do laundry until I walked the dog."

by octoberfest86 December 18, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Even Steven

When two guys double team a girl, and their dinkies touch.

Kasey and Mike even-steven'd your mom last night.

by J July 17, 2003

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