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Exam Boner

When you finish an exam early, but still have ages to wait until it ends. With nothing to pass the time, your mind wanders to porn/ the hot girl in front of you and you get and embarrassing erection.

Guy 1: oh dude, that exam was so long!
Guy 2: I know, I was so bored
Guy 1: hey, weren't you behind that girl Jessica?
Guy 2: yeah, I got a massive exam boner
Guy 1: wow, embarrassing!

by peteneon December 3, 2009

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Physical Exam Boner

An awkward yet natural boner acquired when your doctor, male or female, examines your testicles.
Many find it may feel incredibly good to have another touch their genitals and also find it very awkward when they get a boner right in front of a female doctor, or they think that they gay because a gay gave them a boner, this is all natural and the doctors understand.

"Dude, i got a physical exam boner yesterday!"
"Well at least you don't have a male doctor."

by Squea April 10, 2008

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exam-room boner

An exam-room boner is the hard-on a guy gets when the doctor sticks his finger up a dude's ass to examine his prostate.

Like last time, I got an exam-room boner when the doc stuck his finger up my ass!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

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