executive decision

Everyone wants to do something or go somewhere, but no one has strong opinions about what to do. One person thus decides arbitrarily for the whole group.

A: You guys want to go get food?
Everyone: Sure.
A: Where?
Everyone: Don't care.
A: Executive decision: Thai food?
Everyone: Yeah, fine.

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executive decision

A decision made by one individual that is in the best interest of a company or corporation regardless of other members opinion.

Megan likes the word "residence" instead of "home". Regardless, Ben made the executive decision to use the word "home" in the best interest of the company.

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executive decision

The decision whether to masturbate or not

I wasn't going to get any tonight so I had to make an executive decision.

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executive decision

The most monumental in scope of difficult decisions.
The fullness of responsiblity delegated to the Executive Decider is manifest
in EXECUTIVE DECISIONS. (Typically dealing with world class issues.)
**EXECUTIVE DECISIONS are best left to the professionals due to their life and death importance (which can affect dozens, thousands or millions of people for good or bad.

"Elected President, and acting as The Decider, George Bush made the EXECUTIVE DECISION to send US Troops to Iraq for which he was first cheered, and is now harped at."

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executive decision

When you are having sex with a girl and she just so happens to fall asleep in the middle of it and you are left with the decision to either finish the job or stop and pull out.

So I brought Erica back to the house after barndance and while we were having sex she fell asleep and I was left with the executive decision of either finishing the job or stopping all together.

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Executive Decisions

Executive Decisions is a game of Bloon Tower Defense III based on the mutual agreements and cooperative placement of dart monkeys, tack towers, cannons, and spike-o-pults. Upgrades are of course also made only after an executive decision has been reached regarding the upgrade of that tower. At anytime, however, road spikes or pineapples may be distributed by either party of the group.

JLB: "Hey, wanna go play a quick round of BLT 3 based on Executive Decisions?"
Doug: "Sure boss."

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make an executive decision

A phrase used to excuse oneself from a group of friends to take a shit inorder to think over a tough situation.

-"Smells like its time to make an executive decision."
-"Good idea boss!"

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