exorshit

The type of defecation a human being exerts in a toilet, outhouse, hole in the ground, or any other waste collection contraption; that comes out in one, singular, large, oversized, collective piece of fecal material.

But this isn’t just your average, gigantic, solo turd. This turd, while expelled from the human body, also takes with it any amount of evil, bad, negative-spiritual energy, that the human subject whom is pooping, may be carrying around with them at the time.
The turd is so large and powerful that when exiting the human body via the butthole, it also, simultaneously, performs an exorcism on the human excreting it.

My goodness! I feel almost as good as I do after a fierce sage and Palo Santo smudging since I dropped that wicked ‘Exorshit’ this morning!?!