exploding orphus

that moment when you shit and/or fart so got damn hard you think you have an anus that was stretched by the hulk's magnum dong

a.k.a. you just fucked up and you may need a life alert for the next time your anus explodes all over the place

person 1: "Landon what the fuq, did you just shit your phuckin pants"
the one who shit: "No, that was just my exploding orphus ya fuck tard"
person 2: "Booooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii we need to get the swat team in here that shit is worse than a fuckin stick in the ass"