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extra butter

Getting a blowjob in a movie theater.

She gave me some extra butter at the end of Jurassic World

by Bizcocho May 31, 2017

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toast with an extra side of butter!

When you drop something that's coming straight for you, or when you miss the perfect catch.

Mary: *runs towards ball*
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.

by Bob'sButteryBiscuits,Isella November 20, 2018