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When you wake up in the morning, if you have crusties in your eye that is "eye gunk". Tends to look a lot like boogers.
i woke up in the morning and had eye gunk, it looked a lot like boogers.
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The nasty gooey shit that forms in your eyes. It grosses people the fuck out. So if it's up in your eye wipe it the fuck off.
Bob umm Mary?
Mary Yes Bob?
Bob well umm you see the thing is.. .
Mary Omg Bob don't beat around the bush!
Bob Fine! Bitch you got some nasty fuckin eye gunk goin on!
Mary omg ewww!
Bob fuck.. thats grossin me out...
Mary Fml.
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A condition caused as the result of an erroneous trajectory during the release of the male's fluid targeted at the female point-of-entry. Instead, the fluid ends up in the eye(s) of the female partner.
Gosh Darnit Zeehar, you missed again and now I've got gunk-eye!
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