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eyeless jack

A cannibal who will eat your kidneys...

Eyeless Jack ate my kidneys.

by Laughing Jeff January 13, 2016

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eyeless jack

The sexiest kidney eater to ever exist holy hell you definitely want to bring lube.

"Gah, Eyeless Jack is so desu...."

by Memetaculr January 28, 2016

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eyeless jack

THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN ALL OF HOLY HELL.

hey e.j?
"yeah"
love you.
"love you too."
eyeless jack ate more than my kidneys that night. ;)

by ZELDAWAFFLEKIDNEYS February 8, 2022

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Eyeless Jack

He ate my kidneys.
Now- EJ-...
I WANT MY FUKING KIDNEYS BACK BICTH

Eyeless Jack : *takes kidneys*
Everyone: "give those back u cannibal"

by Koda is my uwu bby December 15, 2019

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