Oh F*ck! David's Here

An exclamation used when a douche bag enters your group\room and a good conversation stops.

David = Douchefaggot

*"David" walks into the room*

"Oh F*ck! David's Here"

*Everyone leaves*

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f David

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.

Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.