Random
Source Code
Random
When you shove your face into someones nasty asshole
While performing face in ass, martha shat and gave billy herpes.
1👍 6👎
A great sex position in which the girl stands bent over and the guy stands behind her. Also a good song by 50 Cent and Tony Yayo
Face Down, Ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.
423👍 197👎
The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.
Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?
Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?
Friend: No?
Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.
Friend: That's unfortunate.
6👍 4👎
The most simple instructions for the new cummer in the "fabulous" community
"Face down ass up - bitch", said Bubba to his new cellmate.
88👍 130👎
Word used to end a sentence after making fun of someone.
Chase: "I went shopping at the mall today"
Devonte: "Look at you and your shop till i drop face ass"
929👍 260👎
An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.
Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...
8👍 9👎
When someone ridicules themselves.
"I can so totaly get 7 girls in one night"
the other person says
"face ass "
291👍 194👎