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face of wisdom

A crude, sometimes tasty sexual manoeuver. Committed as an act of foreplay, one partner will aim his bumhole towards the face of their lover and coat their face in a thick layer of feces. An experienced wisdomiser will be able to give their partner the fecal equivalent of a beard, a moustache, sideburns, a monacle and a pipe. Hence the name Face of Wisdom

Jimmi: I can't quite master the monacle yet, what should I do?

Kieran: Well get down on your knees and I'll show you man on man

Jimmi: Sweeeeeet!! It smells bad but I love it, I want a face of wisdom every day!!

Kieran: You sure do Jimmi, You sure do!!

by Jimminikiebob September 19, 2007

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