straight face test

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.

Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.

Butt lickin teste face

A derogatory term used for one who is being extremely gay/annoying, and cant be around.

Chris you fag get the hell away from me you Butt lickin teste face

Jimmy if your gonna be a Butt lickin teste face im gonna beat the shit out of you

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Face test

It is most commonly used in Australia and Britain. It is when a (most commonly teenage boy) masterbaits to a females face and if it’s enjoyable he will move on to other things sexually related.

Gavin: are you going to chop in on Leah or what?
Brendan: no bro, she didn’t even pass the face test
Gavin: fuck that’s a hard one to pass
Brendan: aye