Face Boning

When someone constantly checks their facebook profile as well as their friends profiles, looking for any conversations involving themselves. This person often has no love life and lives vicariously through other people on facebook.

Megan: "Who you Face Boning?"
Lauren: "Oh... I thought I saw my name on this hot guy's page."
Megan: "You're such a loser."

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Shatter My Face Bones

being so enamored by a celebrity or idol, that you would let them cause you physical harm just to be in their presence

Tom Brady, I’ll do anything I’ll give up straws just tell me what you want me to do to have a football shatter my face bones into a million pieces

Bone faced

Having tattooed or painted ones face to resemble a skull. Often done by hard core punks and sometimes people celebrating dia de los muertos "day of the dead"

"dude did you see jimmy at boomer's place?" "aw ya man he was rocking the bone face!" "on dia de los muertos it is often custom to get bone faced for the parties."

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