facebook fury

The act of audibly cursing toward the computer screen after reading an exceptionally inane or un-noteworthy status update from your friend/s.

Common phrases are "Would you shut up..." to "who the fuck cares, go away..."

Can also apply to users who fill your news feed with endless amounts of banal banter.

I got a bad case of facebook fury after reading "I'm going to the gym" 3 times this week from the same dull loser with no capacity for creative thought.

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