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When you voluntarily cancel your facebook account because you either: 1)dropped out of school, 2) realize you are too old, 3) are sick of the applications everyone sends you, or 4)you are sick of people facebook stalking you.
Man, I had to commit facebook suicide voluntarily leaving facebookaccount closing once I turned thirty, because I started to feel pathetic when I got an app for which High School Musical Character Are You.
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The act of deactiving and disconnecting from the virtual world (esp to reconnect with the real world).
I knew she committed facebook suicide when I saw the goodbye messages on her page.
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To have thoughts of or to threaten deleting your facebook account.
Asia- Facebook is taking too much of my time. I think I might delete my account.
Brittany- Do we need to call a therapist? Cause you're being facebook suicidal.
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To systematically offend all of ones friends on Facebook causing them all to de-friend you.
Joe was sick of Facebook and all the stupid things his friends would Say on the site so he decided to commit Facebook suicide.
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A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.
Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)
Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.
Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)
Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.
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