Fake Football

The Code The Americans Play. The one with all the hands on the balls and the ass grabbing. They say the superbowl is the most watched thing on T.V but the world Cup final ( the real football tournament) is watched much more.

Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?

Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!

Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!

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Fake Fan (Football)

A Fake Football Fan (or Glory supporter) claims they support a football team with huge interest, but in a matter of fact have only supported them for them winning a trophy or because their friends support them . Many fake fans support Manchester United, but there are many others. Many fake fans "swot" up on their desired clubs facts and spit these facts out at you and every possible moment, to prove their support for the club. But in real terms, they never have watched them in the skin and have only watched them on television. Also, some fake fans my buy replica shirts as well, and wear these at every possible moment to prove their support.

" Did you know that Wayne Rooney...". "Ryan Giggs is...." "But you're such a Fake Fan (Football)

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