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City located 7 miles from DC, seconds from I 495, I 66, and the Dulles Toll Road. One of the richest counties in the United States. Falls Church has everything you need in it 5 minutes at the most from your house. Falls Church aka the FC.
kid from Falls Church: hey where you from i havent seen you around here?
kid from Alexandria: Im from Alexandria, i go to TC
kid from Falls Church: yo get the fuck outta here
kid from Alex.: no way man
(gets punhced in the face)
kid from Falls Church: Welcome to the FC, bitch!
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Yes, we may only be two square miles in size, but our population exceeds 10,000 and it takes approximately 10-15 minutes to get from one side of town to the other, depending on traffic. Nonetheless, we are the city where, literally, everybody knows your name. You grew up with the same kids, you know everyone's past; who they've dated, what grade they received on their last test, what street they live on and how many dogs their family owns. Our only high school is George Mason (not to be confused with George Mason University), and is one of the highest ranked in the country; despite being public, the typical graduating class is below 200. When asked where you live, DC is the most accurate response, seeing as we are 7 miles from the Nation's Capital...saying Northern Virginia simply doesn't do it justice (a commonly abused and over-used phrase). We know what the Metro is, and we use it too. Liberal, diverse (in our acceptance of all cultures), filled with opportunity, what's not to love? You are 5 minutes away, both directions, from anything and everything you need. It's fabulous, I love it, and I couldn't imagine growing up anywhere other than Falls Church, the city I call home.
Person A: Where are you From?
FCC Resident: Northern Virginia
Person A: Me too! I'm From Manassas.
FCC Resident: I'm 7 minutes away from DC...and I don't have a southern accent!
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a city full of rich wanna-be's who claim DC. mostly snobby little preppy bitches who havent had to earn shit their whole life.
man1"where you from man?"
man2"DC"
man3"northern VA isn't DC, you stupid little bitch. Now get your faggot ass back in the kitchen and finish cookin my chicken pot pie before i stick it in your ass untill you squeel!"
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Falls Church High School, aka FCHS, is the smallest public school in Fairfax County. Widely known as the "ghetto school" it's still a part of one of the richest counties in the nation and it shows. Located on Jaguar Trail, FCHS is the home of the Jaguars and has a HUGE variety of students of different cultures, religions, and beliefs. Overall, a true melting pot typical of nova.
guy 1: Man, Falls Church High School is a ghetto ass school!
guy 2: Naw, dude, it's chill I went there!
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National Holiday founded by Sam Roberts celebrating the peak of "black church" experience. Officially celebrated the 1st Sunday in May, church goers across the country post pictures of themselves knocked out by the holy ghost on their social media. All in fun, this holiday was created for church kids and members across the country and world to have a wholesome but entertaining day as a community.
Did you see the posts for National Fall Out In Church Day? Hilarious!