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Fap Free February, which may also be abbreviated FFF (not to be confused with an all female threesome), is a continuation of No Nut November(NNN) and a second chance for those who have failed NNN to redeem themselves.
This month long event follows the same rules and conditions as No Nut November, but is even more extreme. No form of fapping of any kind is allowed and you are immediately disqualified for beating the meat, creaming the corn, or attempting to blow a load.
Fap Free February is followed by Masturbation Marathon March, the equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Only those who have successfully completed Fap Free February are invited to join in on Masturbation Marathon March. Any homie found to be partaking in Masturbation Marathon March without a Fap Free February certificate of completion will get scrapped.
peter: i dont wanna do no nut November bro it's overhyped
tom: how about you try fap free February instead homeslice, it makes March hit different
peter: aight i believe you aha
A challenge for people who failed no nut november they get a second chance in February. Same rules just don’t fap.
Person 1: I failed no nut november
Person 2: well you can always try again in fap free February.
fap free february would be the same as no fap february or fap forfeit february where you can't bust a nut for the whole month of february.
Enrico: Hey Jonathan are you participating in fap free february?
Jonathan: nah mah dud, i won't be able to do it if there is no masturbation march right after it. you know? i need to touch my pickle sometimes. for medical purposes. oBviOusLy.
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Fap free February means that you are not allowed to fap (masturbate) for the entire month of February.
Hey Edvard, how is fap free February going?
Not good, I lost first day of the month.
FAP is a chant shouted by the people trying to Free Arab Priests. It is their last resort, hopefully the evil Arab Priest capturers will show remorse and set them free. Soon everyone in the streets will be FAP-ing with all their strength!
At a FAP - Free Arab Priests Protest...
Devoted FAP-ers : 'FAP! FAP! FAP!'
Evil Arab Priest Capturers : 'NEVERRRRRRRRRRR MUHAHAHA!'
Everybody in the streets : 'FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AHHHH FAP FAP FAP!!!'
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