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When you get rejected by a girl so you just fap it out and move on
Becca didn't show up so I had to fap it out
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To masturbate when a man gets a boner, but he wasn't particularaly looking to get a boner. So, he must masturbate, or fap, in order to avoid the dreaded blue balls.
I was just watching TV, minding my own business, when I stumbled across a movie set on a beach with a gorgeous blonde, 36-24-36, jogging around in a too-small bikini with her nipples poking out, tits shaking like water balloons. Naturally, I popped a boner. But, since I'm single, there was no one home to satisfy me. Angrily, I said to myself, "I guess I'll have to fap it out. I'm really not in the mood for blue balls tonight."
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Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit
"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."
"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
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The act of falling asleep due to heavy masturbation
Tim: Why weren't you at the party last night, man?
Chase: Sorry bro, I was watching porn before and I had to fap out
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When a man has masturbated all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can't busy anymore nuts.
"I was fapped out by the time I busted my 9th nut."
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When you see a sexy girl (e.g. at the YouTube) and you are single, so there is no other way than to fap.
Teenager (coming home from school): Hey dad, my classmate Jill was really hot today!
Dad: Aww, you must be horny! Go to your room quickly and fap it out!