fapitalist

A person who loves capitalism so much, they become sexually aroused at the very thought of it, and immediately begin fapping.

“Ben Shapiro is so annoying, his political opinions make no sense”
“For real, he’s such a fapitalist it’s astounding”

Fapitalist

Dumb boys who love Elon Musk and trickle down economics.

I was gonna hook up with that guy last night, but turns out, he’s a fapitalist. Ew.