the best weapon ever on perfect dark. Shoots thru walls.
Die shocksim. Bzeew. Bye bye...
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When a dude or dudette only looks good from far away.
Man, I thought that girl was good lookin', shes just a farsighter.
When a girl or guy looks good from across the room but when she gets closer they are ugly.
Joe: "Hey Jeff remember that girl we saw at the club last night? Did you think she was cute?"
Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"
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