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Promoting to serve locally produced foods (e.g. farm) in restaurants.
See wiki definition.
Q - 'I'll bet you don't even know what "farm to table" means.'
A - Stand, think, turn around, leave.
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TAKING YOUR GENITALS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND LAYING THEM ON A DINING TABLE.
SCOTT CAME OVER LAST NIGHT AND WENT FARM TO TABLE ON US AFTER DESSERT.
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When someone poops into your hands and you immediately put the poop in your mouth.
Jessica is coming over later for some farm to table deliciousness.
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She keeps it fresh with minty butt wipes because she loves when guys go farm to table (FTT).
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The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.
James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?
Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.
James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.
James: I have no words...