farmin' a nug

The phrase "farmin' a nug" is most commonly used when a gnarly shit is slowly creeping out of your asshole due to frequent ranch consumption.

Eric Andre: Yo milado you comin down to the quad later.
Me: No Eric.
Eric Andre: I'm straight farmin' a nug right now.
Me: Eric you have a problem.
Eric Andre: Your being mad narcyleptic right now, anyways I'm gonna chase some cherokee chicks on the trail of beers if you know what I mean.
Me: How did you get inside my house.