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To fart and leave others to enjoy the fumes.
See also:
Shit and Split
I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It's awesome to see the expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide open.
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The action of farting and then leaving the general area to force others to face the stench. This is commonly used in public areas or at social gatherings.
Matt: Woah man what stinks?
Kory: Yeah why is Jeff on the otherside of the room?
Dean: he just pulled a fart and dart!
Matt: That asshole!
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Similar to crop dusting but not as subtle due to the running action.
See "drive by"
That jackass just gave us a fart and dart.
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Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".
Farts and Darts
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The act of farting and then running away as fast as you can before you can be identified as the farter.
Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.
Alan: Why did Bob just run to the other side of the room? And why does it smell?
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.
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When you walk up to a crowd of people and fart, then run away afterwards to leave others to enjoy the fumes.
I pranked my brother by using the fart and dart method
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When your buddy is taking to a girl, walk up and start some small talk for a short amount of time, fart (silently), then take off so they think its him.
See Jeff trying to impress those hot girls over there, I think it's time for a fart 'n dart.
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