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when one has multiple violent farts in a single sitting
gee patrick you just had a fart attack
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n. Involuntary spasms of the colon and rectum resulting in uncontrollable flatulence.
Right as I was about to eat her pussy, she had a fart attack.
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When you release such a large volume of gas when you fart that it creates a vacuum and sucks out your insides out your butthole.
That was the biggest fart I have ever heard.
Yea the guy had a fart attack afterwards.
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When one attacks another with farts.
1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!
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When you fart more than 5 times in a row and keep going.
Jim: Dude, i just had a fart attack in the bathroom
John: No wonder it smells
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When you fart incontrolably while playing sports
"Damn dont pass to johnny when he gets the ball he has a fart attack"
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A fart attack is an occasion when a person farts 5 times or more in a row. It usually occurs when someone eats veggie patties or some raspberry fig bars, but can still happen with any other meal. Some people even have to get gas pills because of how loud their fart attack is (if you fart a lot of times in a row silently then that’s not a real fart attack). It often sounds like a bomb attack and is disgusting. Please stay away from these kinds of people.
Damn punk why you farting so much?
Sorry I can’t control my fart attack.