fart doctor

A person with a doctorate in the study of flatulance.

Steve-Hey Tom my farts smell like salmonella
Tom- you should see Dr. Methaine he's the best fart doctor in town

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Doctor fart

/ˈdäktər färt/

(Noun)

When you fart and the smell is so vile you consider seeing a doctor

That Doctor fart really has me worried. Smells like I've already died.

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