Fart Lava

The unexpected execretion of liquid shit when you do a fart.

Bill: Man I've been so sick the last 3 days. The other day I did a fart in bed and the next thing I know there's a steaming puddle of fart lava on the sheets
Ben: wtf? who r u!

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Lava Fart

A fart that burns your butt very badly and it stings.

Ow dude i just lava farted on a blanket

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Lava farts

An enhanced version of energy farts, only possible by drinking coffee and redbull at the same time with ADHD.

Don't do that! You'll get the case of lava farts!