fart lord

A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart lords" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.

Fall before the might of the fart lord!!

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Little Lord Fart Leroy

When you feel great intestinal pressure, but it turns out the cause of it was a small turd blocking your sphincter, leading to gas building up in your insides, that small turd is named a "Little Lord Fart Leroy" after its diminutive size yet king-sized abilities.

I thought that I really had to go to the bathroom, but it turned out to be a Little Lord Fart Leroy.