fart on you

Used either to compliment someone that's just made you happy or used insult someone (ex. in the same sense of the term "bitch").

Person A: "Hey I got us tickets to that concert for Saturday"

Person B: "No way! I'll could literally fart on you right now!"

or

Person A: "Sheila is such a bitch, all she does it talk shit."

Person B: "Dude ikr, I hate her. I'm literally gonna fart on her."

a fart on you

An old timey way of saying Fuck You

oh a fart on you Mr. johnson

fart you

When someone farts you are supposed to say fart you, so that that person knows that you know that they farted and that they should say excuse me

"Fart you, oh excuse me

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I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

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