Fart patrol

When your girlfriend spots every fart you do.

Emily mills - jason did you fust fart?! Jason - No! What are you, the fart patrol?

fart patrol

When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.

I stayed at Joey's last night and slept in his bed with him. I kept awake on fart patrol.

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