fart poisoning

A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.

Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.

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poison fart

Flatulence with the ability to clear a large room of people.

Damn it! Ruben layed a poison fart in the living room so he could have the TV to himself,stinky bastard.

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