fart sick

When you have to fart continuously all day

John: Dude, Mike, this is your 1 millionth fart today, wtf is up with you????

Mike: Ya i went to the doctor, he said i have Fart Sick.

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sick fart

n. A particularly rank or offensive smelling flatulatory expulsion, especially one that comes during a time of illness.

The flu was pretty much several weeks of wallowing in my own sick farts.

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sick farts

The farts that go to a sick person's mouth.

I just gave "person with disease" some sick farts and they said, " uhhhhh, I don't feel good." *dies*