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A waiter who doesn't like you at all and farts into your soup with a peice of crap coming out steaming hot waiting for you to eat it all up.
That waiter at Olive Garden didn't seem to like me I think he did a fart soup for me.
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1 can of french onion soup
1 clove of garlic
dash of salt and pepper
2 tsp of worcestershire sauce
1 can of beans for extra gas.
Heat contents into stove top pan for 20 minutes and enjoy.
within an hour you will pass gas like no tommorrow.
Man you stink, what did you eat Fart Ass Soup?
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The Fart Bong Soup is a portable and purified version of the tried and true 'Cup of Soup'.
A 'Cup of Soup' can be defined simply as:
-Cupping ones hand as close and as tight to ones anus allowing the rectum to dilate and release a very quiet and extremely noxious gas. This process it then followed immediately by containment of the gas within the vessel or hand used.
The desired effect or 'Cup of Soup' is achieved when one releases the noxious gas in another persons face.
The Fart Bong Soup is perfected in the shower of ones home.
With your back towards a running shower, cup your hand tightly around your anus allowing the water to 'pool' in the 'cup' created. Now, relax and allow the fart to be born into water. The sound created will be very 'bassy', dense and loud with the quality of fart being pure and likened to death.
Once mastered, the Fart Bong Soup can be achieved in many places with only the assistance of a small bottle of water. Fart Bong Soup is best savoured for your girlfriend/wife in the shower or as a party trick.
Scene- Shower
Wife: Shane, what the fuck are you doing?
Shane: Shut the fuck up bitch, your in for the special fart bong soup. Here is one I prepared earlier!!
Wife: OH, Don't you go there!!!
Shane: 'BWAAAAP' hehehe
Wife: 'thud'
Shane: hehehehehe
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