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To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.
...note left in office cubicle: "Be back soon. Needed to take a fart walk"
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When you fart every time you take a step.
Oh my God, I just had a severe case of fart walk. I feel sorry for everyone on that stairwell.
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A short walk with the sole purpose of passing gas so that your significant other cannot hear/smell it
Before I went to bed with my girlfriend, I took a fart walk to the kitchen first.
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People are different in many ways. One of those is the way they fart. The Walking Farts describes somebody that lets their farts out in small, easy to handle squeezes, if done whilst walking, this makes a familiar "Pop!... Pop!... Pop!... Pop!" noise. The walking farts generally do not smell as much because they let out smaller doses of Methane, thus this is the prefered way to fart
Did you hear Tom walk by? He must have the walking farts!
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